The co-worker that has to make a huge deal out of slightest task performed around the office, usually having nothing to do with actual work that the company does.
Mike: “I came in this morning and the water cooler leaked on the floor so I got a mop and a bucket and some paper towels and cleaned it up, then I set up cones and taped it off with caution tape.
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”
by Joey BeefBuicker August 03, 2010
by jon zieba July 11, 2008
1.a person who goes through life pissing everyone off
2.they have no idea of their negative impact on the world
3.continually surprised at everybodies anger towards them
2.they have no idea of their negative impact on the world
3.continually surprised at everybodies anger towards them
by stuart December 05, 2003
An adjective defining the feeling a man has after receiving an incredibly glorious blow-job, in which the woman usually swallows his load hungrily and smiles, maybe laughs or even giggles about the swallowage.
Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.
Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.
Girl: 'Glug, glug, glug, slurp....smack'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'
Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'
Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
Someone who talks, behaves or acts in a consistently annoying, offensive or abusive way. Someone who is significantly worse then a knob.
by atlasman831 October 21, 2009
When a male or female (usually male) goes from man to man like a town bicycle shoving their knobs up their asses.
by Iain Shortreed December 07, 2003
a particularly un-arousing experience
a floppy cock
an un-erect penis
opposite of knob on
U.k. (slang) Tell someone to go away
a floppy cock
an un-erect penis
opposite of knob on
U.k. (slang) Tell someone to go away
seeing my brother with my moms dildo gave me such a knob off
I have such a big-ass knob off right now
Knob off you little twat
I have such a big-ass knob off right now
Knob off you little twat
by Tom P. Cock March 31, 2006