knob wad

Ejaculate. Sperm that has exited the penis.

Guy 1: Dude, my dealer's screening my calls and I know he's holding.

Guy 2: What a lazy knob wad.

by fillymandee July 27, 2012

Knob Gobbler

A person who likes to frequently intake male genitalia.

Lucy was such a "knob Gobbler" last night.

by Shadbob October 1, 2021

knob reno

1.a person who goes through life pissing everyone off
2.they have no idea of their negative impact on the world
3.continually surprised at everybodies anger towards them

Grant Bennett

by stuart December 5, 2003

Knob Jockey

Someone who talks, behaves or acts in a consistently annoying, offensive or abusive way. Someone who is significantly worse then a knob.

"Wow, that customer just spat at me!"
"Shit...what a knob jockey!"

by atlasman831 October 21, 2009

knob-slobberific

An adjective defining the feeling a man has after receiving an incredibly glorious blow-job, in which the woman usually swallows his load hungrily and smiles, maybe laughs or even giggles about the swallowage.

Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.

Girl: 'Glug, glug, glug, slurp....smack'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'

Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Knob Jockey

When a male or female (usually male) goes from man to man like a town bicycle shoving their knobs up their asses.

Steven the rabbit in bo selecta rides every other rabbit on the go.

by Iain Shortreed December 7, 2003

knob off

a particularly un-arousing experience

a floppy cock

an un-erect penis

opposite of knob on

U.k. (slang) Tell someone to go away

seeing my brother with my moms dildo gave me such a knob off

I have such a big-ass knob off right now

Knob off you little twat

by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006