Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021

Job Jumper

Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.

Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021

dick-jumper

A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.

Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

Conference Jumper

A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.

How does Scott attend all theses conferences without a real job? He must be a conference jumper.

by Glockerfied July 9, 2022

Jungle Jumpers

People of African descent with lanky extremities.

Kevin Durant, why u lookin so jungle jumpers.

by Your friendly neigborhood neek November 9, 2022

woolly jumper

Pull over Sweater

It is cold outside so I’m going to wear my woolly jumper.

by ICouldBeWrong December 18, 2022

Tre’Juer Sledge

He’s number 1 on the football field and he’s number 1 in every scenario. Tre’Juer is so wholesome, compassionate, and strong minded mentally, and physically! He’s very determined and dedicated to reach his goals. He’s very smart academically and very fit! He’s every girls dream man.

Unknown: Hey, did you see that Tre’Juer sledge kid on the field?? He’s amazing

#1Fan: Yeahh, he’s showtime!! Im his #1 FAN !!

by #1 Fan March 14, 2023