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Joey

Person 1: "My mom died from a heart attack today.."
Person 2: "DAMNIT JOEY!"
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Jobby

A smelly,browny-greeny mixture of food that slops out of your anus and leaves your stomach feeling fresh.
oh that jobby wiz fuckin guid...noo ma belly feels empty.
by Boab December 2, 2003
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Joey

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Joey

A joey is a horrible guy who is very selfish and doesnt care about anyone else. He lies about everything he says and likes upsetting other pl so it makes him feel betger about himself. He will play you and right after will ask out a ton of girls in 1 week. He will not treet you right and he loves swearing at you coz he is a very horrible guy
I hate joey so much.. hes such a f*cking c*nt.... he doesnt know how to treat anyone right
by luluxx January 8, 2019
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dawson and joey

Having a very long drawn-out romance in which you break up and get back together on a regular basis because the couple in question thinks they're soulmates. Derives from the popular television show Dawson's Creek
"Man Heidi and Brad are so dawson and joey. I think this is the fifth time they've broken up this month
by mur11 July 29, 2006
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Joey Zehr

The AWESOME drummer of The Click Five. Joey Zehr is also a designer, and his company is called LTL. Website: ltlbackspace.com He also designs the Click Five website!
Ben Romans: I'm Joey Zehr. GRR.
*while Joey Zehr was eating a McDonald's sandwich*

....hehe. funny.
by gaillovesclickfive June 16, 2008
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Joeyism

Joeyism (n)

1. A word or sentence of nonsensical whimsy bordering on flibertygibbetness put forward by or uttered by Joey.

2. A common example of the bastardisation of the English Language during a converstaion occuring after a few too many Chardonnays with the girls namely Colly, Sal, Gretel and Lou.

3. The act or ability of being able to go totally off topic with the insertion of a word or action that will result in the wetting of the pant or at least a mad rush to the ladies room.

4. An uncanny ability to perform the exact opposite of any task set and to justify the end result with nonsense.

5. The art of being able to have not only both feet in ones mouth at the same time, but arms, legs and any other extraneous limbs, belonging either to oneself or others.
1. Joeyism: "Sal wants a Green Velvet Curtain for her birthday, so I thought we could get her a really nice shawl thats rusty coloured on the back and green on the front and she can wear it out on her birthday and she can hang it on a curtain rod and she can tie a big tassle around it and she can then use it as a curtain! Or do you think she would like jewelry?"

2. Joeyism: "I was in Crows Nest telling a friend how I'd just been visiting someone "over there". As I pointed behind me, my finger went right up the nose of a woman walking past".
by rusty34232 June 10, 2010
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