Bed Jizzer

A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.

Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer

by Synapzz January 26, 2022

upper jizzer

The act of ejaculating in the top part of a toilet then flushing to coat the inside of the bowl.

Hey can you leave that picture of Sydney Sweeney in the bathroom I gotta take an upper jizzer

by Blomblom2396 March 9, 2024

Snizz Jizzed

Snizz Jizzed: When a woman gets off before the guy.

Before he knew it, he had been 'Snizz Jizzed'.

by Funnybunny7 May 8, 2024

Upper Jizzer

When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.

I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom

by Blomblom2396 June 4, 2024

Aaron jizzerd

A male person who works for sensual release instead of money

Chelsea was caught with an Aaron jizzerd last night

by Nigger slayer69 July 30, 2025

all jizzeera

A word to make fun of the the arab news site al jazeera. It implicitly claims all news coming from the like named website or newsoutlet can be compared to cum distrubuted by a penis. Also the name "Al Jazeera" translates to "peninsula", which, with some dyslectic fantasie, can be interpurted like the word penis.

Hahah all jizzeera. The fake news is strong with this one...

by Marc1999 July 8, 2025

Little James Jizzer

When you take a trip to Epstein’s Island (Little James Island) and ejaculate on the building in the middle of the island

“Me and my boy took a trip to our birthplace and pulled a Little James Jizzer on my masters island”

by Appsych November 6, 2025