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Intendopretoffension

Intended pretended offended tension. Intending to pretend offension in order to create tension
Sarah: How do you intend to flirt with him?
Kate: I'm going to create intendopretoffension between us.
Sarah: As yes, very sly.
by Silver_Blazze December 23, 2022
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intense buzz

when like u been drinking a lot but you remember everything and don’t want to classify yourself as drunk. you weren’t drunk. it was an intense buzz. you simply got intensely buzzed. good job.
“u were so drunk saturday
“nah it was an intense buzz”

“haha i love that
by lillsyuh February 7, 2023
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Indentured Escort

A married woman who forgoes sexual intimacy with her spouse for no particular reason, although both parties are somehow satisfied with the arrangement

Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs
Kevin: "I know Woodrow is married and all, but he's always come across as a virgin to me."

Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."

Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"
by Testostices McSourpenis March 11, 2023
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Intense

Adverb: Of or related to temporary and usually collapsible structures designed to protect people from the elements when sleeping outdoors.
Dave: Hey bro I heard you went camping over the Easter holidays?
Bazza: Yeah bro, it was intense and it was boring as fuck.
by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023
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intertidal

of or denoting the area of a seashore which is covered at high tide and uncovered at low tide.
About 950 species of Sea Urchin live on the seabed of every ocean and inhabit every depth zone from the intertidal seashore down to 5,000 meters.
by heyyyyyyy$$$$$$$ April 6, 2023
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Intense Flirting

An asexual alternative to 'talking dirty'.

It can refer to making out and anything and everything before 'insertion'.
"Does the fanfic have smut?"
"No, just intense flirting."
by Homosuperior95 April 24, 2023
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intensa

the best boi there is!
Intensa is such a great boi :3
by HeRealBOI June 1, 2023
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