A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.
by The Minus January 17, 2005
Get the Internet mug.Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.
Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.
Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.
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Intellisult is a word first coined by Matt Hofstadt for the website Intellisult.com, the web's most intelligent insult generator. The word, as defined on the website, is "an offensive and damaging insult phrase marked by a high degree of intelligence and cognitive capacity".
Intellisult is the synthesis of the words Intelligent and Insult.
Intellisult is the synthesis of the words Intelligent and Insult.
by pasacaglia September 1, 2011
Get the Intellisult mug.1) An Internet thug, is a guy that acts all hardcore on the PC (via internet), but if you saw them in person, you would laugh.
2) a person that talks sh.... over the internet or over the phone, but in person, does not. Infact avoids confutation wholeheartedly.
also see Studio gangster definition.
2) a person that talks sh.... over the internet or over the phone, but in person, does not. Infact avoids confutation wholeheartedly.
also see Studio gangster definition.
Phat-0m killah acts like his all tough and sh.. but deep down that guy aint nothing but an internet thug...
by darth48076 March 16, 2004
Get the Internet Thug mug.An extremely popular Internet catch phrase. Not necessarily typed in all caps. Sometimes shortened by omitting "THE." Also sometimes used with an intentional mispelling of "THE" as "TEH."
Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.
Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.
Person 1: I'm right and you're wrong!
Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!
Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS
Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!
Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS
by forcryingoutloud August 17, 2006
Get the THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS mug.The exact opposite of an "extrovert" and introvert tends to keep to themselves due to having a different mindset than everyone else. Introverts tend to have a strong sense of self, caused by their solitary nature. They have few friends but those friends are very precious to them. Despite their appearance they sometimes have low self-esteem and tend to feel lonely often. However, an introvert enjoys their time to themselves very much and considers that time most precious. extroverts tend to hate and misunderstand introverts since they can't understand them. Due to this introverts usually avoid most extroverts because they tend to be assholes or because some of their pointless conversations tend to kill brain cells. Due to dealing with extroverts, they can come up with amazing comebacks. Introverts are very interesting people to talk to because of their completely different view of the world and are great to have as friends because they'll never betray you
Extrovert Asshole: Hey you stupid introvert! How about you make some friends, oh wait, you can't!!! HAHAHA!!
Introvert: Why would I want to make friends with people who only talk about what they would eat out of Courtney's ass?
Introvert: Why would I want to make friends with people who only talk about what they would eat out of Courtney's ass?
by Datguywiththeface January 2, 2014
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There’s a lot of intactophobia in my town, so my neighbors totally freaked when I let my baby boy keep his foreskin.
My best friend is a hard-core intactophobe who never shuts up about how “gross” foreskin is.
In Sudan, one of the world’s most intactophobic countries, over 90 percent of both males and females have parts of their genitals cut off before reaching adulthood.
My best friend is a hard-core intactophobe who never shuts up about how “gross” foreskin is.
In Sudan, one of the world’s most intactophobic countries, over 90 percent of both males and females have parts of their genitals cut off before reaching adulthood.
by Glen Callender July 11, 2011
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