The "Chocolate Helmet"

This is where you lay a large mud monkey on your partners head while violently masturbating!

Last night I gave cheech "the "chocolate helmet""

by lanegarret May 21, 2009

Helena

She is a person with glasses usually. She’s smart and athletic and prefers dogs more. She is not the best in school but definitely not the worst. One of the worst things is most of the time only the creepy guys like her. But overall Helena is one of the best types of people

Helena is a beautiful soul

by Tis meh November 24, 2017

turkish helmet

Holding someones head under the blanket post flatulence.

My wife was being a bitch one night so I gave her a Turkish helmet.

by JGunther February 18, 2007

Helmet Cheddar

The greasy stuff that collects in the cock and balls when a man doesn't wash. see dick cheese

I told my BF no head for him till he washes off that helmet cheddar

by jonnycumlately February 11, 2007

héléna

A girl who is absolutely beautiful and irresistible with her humor, beauty, intelligence, and kindness. She can make you the happiest person in the world. Her smile will one day make the world glow. Anyone that dates her is extremely lucky. She’s an amazing cuddler and especially great in bed😉. She is one of the most caring people ever, she loves everyone and everything.

Your dating Héléna brooo lucky😭

by Itz_your_bbg_anne April 9, 2018

centurians helmet

the act of placing one testicle in each eye socket of a girland then droopings ones penis down the length of her nose, thus resulting in your penis forming a similar protective barrier than that of a roman centurions helmet.

google image it "centurians helmet" with safe search off... could be interesting.

by milothesuperdog October 15, 2008

Sticker Helmet

a level of retardation unheard of until the mid 2000's. This is that kid that had to be chaperoned 24/7 and often be found licking the back window of the shortbus, their dome sheathed in a spongebob squarepants sticker adorned protective casing.

p: note to self - check weather.com before agreeing to work any weekend shifts
J: yeah, and don't forget your sticker helmet on your way in

by vulture.shark May 9, 2009