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Handidipity

When a new product has some unexpected usefulness.

Like when you take your gas car on vacation because your Tesla won’t make it or you just don’t want to spend your vacation keeping it charged, but the charging notifications keep you informed about the power at you house.

In our case, it was serendipity that we were on vacation at Lake Superior during hurricane beryl while our neighbors were hunkered down at places with generators. But we needed a better word for being first to know that the power was restored when our plug in notified us it was charged. Not finding a real word, we took inspiration from Rich Little’s sniglets to call it handidipity.
It was Handidipity that we learned our power had been restored after the hurricane.
by DrHow July 11, 2024
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handled JuraSicko

Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)

He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.

(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
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Handidextrous

Able to use the right and left hands equally well to masturbate.
He became handidextrous after carpal tunnel surgery because he was forced to pleasure himself with his non dominant hand.
by Witty Whit June 6, 2024
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harnded

A slang term possibly originating within the gaming community that may have originally meant getting beaten very badly, but can also mean literally anything.
"We just got harnded." "Yeah, what a harnding!"

"Dinner tonight was harndicious, I had a great harnd."

"I get my good looks from my great grandharnd."
by Milldack Gaming October 2, 2024
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Handdog

When A Woman Give a man a handjob between two hot dog buns, while adding ketchup or mustard along his penis.
"Yeah My girl tried something weird last night...think it called...a handdog?"
by benimicah January 20, 2026
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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrasment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
**Person 1:** Hey did see the hybrid made by Dangerville to rival Indominus 2.0?
**Person 2:** Yeah! Turns out that murder monkey couldn't even walk.
**Person 1:** Well it can still live unlike Hank.
**Person 2:** Haha! Yeah, imagine making a Hybrid so bad that its arm explodes after the first hit! And dont even get me started to the jaws!
**Person 1:** Yeah even its name makes fun of GojiGuy's Hybrid.

**Person 2:** Damn, you can say that Hank got Hanked!
by Princeps Septentrionalis May 16, 2025
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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
That US womans national soccer team got hanked by the English sports commentators after their claims that they were invincible.
by Dimdamdum May 16, 2025
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