A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.
After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.
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by T DePuy October 3, 2005
Get the mexican hooker mug.A noun for a completley out of control, outrageously gorgeous party girl who is usually found consuming more alcohol than needed and loves rumplemintz.
It can also be used as a greeting.
It can also be used as a greeting.
Desi!! What's up hooker face!?
Did you see Annie last night, she was such a hooker face?!
Hooker face, I love you, bitch!
Did you see Annie last night, she was such a hooker face?!
Hooker face, I love you, bitch!
by M.Eden November 10, 2008
Get the hooker face mug.Hooker Hunting, also know as HH or H^2 (H Squared), is the term most commonly associated with walking around casinos (mainly in Las Vegas) at 4AM and looking for women who look like hookers. These hookers are sometimes wearing camouflage, and hard to spot. But an experienced H Hunter can spot them anywhere/anytime.
TIP: If you see a woman sitting at the 1 cent poker/slot machines in club-like attire at 1-6AM, then you have found a hooker and you have successfully hunted it.
TIP: If you see a woman sitting at the 1 cent poker/slot machines in club-like attire at 1-6AM, then you have found a hooker and you have successfully hunted it.
This term can be used in a number of ways: Oohhhhhh man, "Hooker Hunting" time! ... Hey bro, when are we going HH-ing?
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"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."
"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."
"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"
"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"
"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."
"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"
"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"
by czech yoself February 18, 2009
Get the budget hooker mug.Any individual, (male, female, or anything in between) that 'Likes' or becomes a 'Fan' of something/someone on Facebook, for no foreseeable reason.
It includes the following but is not limited to:
1. Going down a person's wall and 'Liking' everything; A form of wall rape to get someone's attention.
2. Pressing the 'Like' button on the wall-posts of people they do not know. This rule also applies towards individuals that repeatedly "like" the posts of a person that they fancy, on a daily basis.
3. 'Liking' or becoming fans of groups they have no business being a part of, except to fit in, in the hopes that someone will notice it the next day in school.
4. 'Liking' places or events they have never been to or have any connection with.
5. Putting down an RSVP of "Attending" to all events regardless of feasibility of actually making it.
6. Accepting all application and group invites to be 'nice'
It includes the following but is not limited to:
1. Going down a person's wall and 'Liking' everything; A form of wall rape to get someone's attention.
2. Pressing the 'Like' button on the wall-posts of people they do not know. This rule also applies towards individuals that repeatedly "like" the posts of a person that they fancy, on a daily basis.
3. 'Liking' or becoming fans of groups they have no business being a part of, except to fit in, in the hopes that someone will notice it the next day in school.
4. 'Liking' places or events they have never been to or have any connection with.
5. Putting down an RSVP of "Attending" to all events regardless of feasibility of actually making it.
6. Accepting all application and group invites to be 'nice'
Mary: "Ok that makes 25 as attending."
Babs: "Lemme check that list...oh wait better make it 24. Debra puts down everything as 'Attending.' Last week she said she was going to Egypt to partake in the riots. She's a Facebook Hooker."
Herb: "Are you busy tmw?"
Stan: "Yeah I gotta play Mafia Wars."
Herb: "Uhhh....why? I was thinking we could go to the game or grab a beer."
Stan: "I wish I could but I can't let them down."
Herb: "Dude....are you for real? The only reason those tools ask you to play this shit is so they can get weirdass "points" or some crap to compensate for their meaningless lives. You need to get a life and quit being a fuckin facebook hooker you pussy ass pushover bitch."
Babs: "Lemme check that list...oh wait better make it 24. Debra puts down everything as 'Attending.' Last week she said she was going to Egypt to partake in the riots. She's a Facebook Hooker."
Herb: "Are you busy tmw?"
Stan: "Yeah I gotta play Mafia Wars."
Herb: "Uhhh....why? I was thinking we could go to the game or grab a beer."
Stan: "I wish I could but I can't let them down."
Herb: "Dude....are you for real? The only reason those tools ask you to play this shit is so they can get weirdass "points" or some crap to compensate for their meaningless lives. You need to get a life and quit being a fuckin facebook hooker you pussy ass pushover bitch."
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