Take a Greg
Take a Greg by notarealperson111 November 24, 2020
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Squeaky Greg
A Squeaky Greg is a sexual/fetish act involving Reddi-wip brand aerosol propelled whipped cream canisters.
According to fetish/sexual deviancy experts Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from the podcast MBMBAM, this act involves inserting the nozzle of the whipped cream canister into the anus of your consenting sexual partner and emptying the entirety of its contents into his or her rectal cavity.
This act is supposedly banned in all US States except for Delaware, most likely due to the likelihood of physical harm caused by the nitrous oxide propellant. The status of its legalities in other countries is currently not recorded.
According to fetish/sexual deviancy experts Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from the podcast MBMBAM, this act involves inserting the nozzle of the whipped cream canister into the anus of your consenting sexual partner and emptying the entirety of its contents into his or her rectal cavity.
This act is supposedly banned in all US States except for Delaware, most likely due to the likelihood of physical harm caused by the nitrous oxide propellant. The status of its legalities in other countries is currently not recorded.
"I want to whisk you away to Delaware, to see the trees and get some cider, you're going to love it. Make sure to pack some cans of Reddi-wip so I can give you a Squeaky Greg by the waterfalls."
Squeaky Greg by Perpinsky January 19, 2018
Old Greg
(V.) to old greg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do.
Effective examples of old gregging iclude:
1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on eachother?" or "do you ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"
2. Displaying the mangina
Effective examples of old gregging iclude:
1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on eachother?" or "do you ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"
2. Displaying the mangina
Person A: Yo man, I saw you old greggin' on that chick last night. Did she give you what you wanted?
Person B: Nah, dude, but I bet if I had given her some Bailey's and shown her my artwork, she would have complied.
Person B: Nah, dude, but I bet if I had given her some Bailey's and shown her my artwork, she would have complied.
Old Greg by Bababaller December 30, 2007
The Greg Heffley Method
For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.
His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.
The Greg Heffley Method by meatball meatball April 14, 2017
the greg escobar
when you whip out your penis and slap it on her face until it turns red and then you flex all muscles. Mostly to imitate a very strong man. Then make her Feast on your penis.
the greg escobar by Rod Micheal January 2, 2008
Mathew Greg
hottest boy in the world. tan, black hair. literally 12/10, super funny and nice, and i def. want to marry him.
Mathew Greg by realplayer48 April 8, 2019