smell your grandma

A sentence used by celebratory faces in lessons such as Math to insult people they admire or are attracted to. This statement can mean the person would like to smell underwear belonging to who it is aimed at.

"That's well rand, I'm creasing"

*Guilty face*
"Smell your grandma"

by almanjam February 7, 2009

Grandma Bake me a cake

a phrase that hungry children use when at there nans house and require cake

Say Grandma.....bake me a cake

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003

bust a nut in grandma's butt

Give granny some serious ass jizz!

Maestro likes to bust a nut in grandma's butt.

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006

grandma

when you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth.

paulina popped out her dentures and gave me one of the best grandma's ever.

by sean January 3, 2005

A slice of grandma's birthday cake

pot.

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot

by jasperburger June 4, 2009

fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.

Are you fingering the grandma tonight?

by anita bigdick May 24, 2004

grandma boss

A female coworker who thinks she's the boss but she's not. She dresses like your grandma.

Dude, that chick's on the war path. And what's with her clothes?

Oh, that's just Grandma Boss.

by ManRanger October 11, 2007