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ass goblin

A chef whose forte' is tossing salad.
I was looking for oral, but I wasn't expecting an ass goblin
by mijam January 16, 2004
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Goblin Pussy

An ugly ass mother fucker, oringinating in Northwest San Antonio, Texas, who talks shit and plays mister innocent all the time. He enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the asshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherfucker. He stars in such movies as Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3, and 4, and Enchanted. There have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. They are virgins, and will always be. They drop drumsticks alot. When witnessing a goblin pussy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.
Sergio: hey you Goblin Pussy where did you park your glider this morning?

Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...
by sed1209 May 18, 2009
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Nog Goblin

A person who consumes copious amounts of egg nog.
Guy1: Dude, that's a lot of 'nog you're drinking...
Guy2: Yea, I likes the 'nog.
Guy1: Nog Goblin.
by Minion of TGOSoE December 10, 2009
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El Goblino Del Coño

I believe in one mexican
the Father, the Almighty,
maker of drugs and taco bell
of all that is, visible and unvisible.

I believe in one Lord, el goblino
the only Son of drugs,
The only begotten son of the mexican,
taco bell from taco bell, baja blast from baja blast,
true cono from true cono,
begotten, not made,
of one essence with the cartel.
By whom all drugs and taco bells were made
and without him was not anything in heaven
or mexico made.
he came down from heaven:
Who for us men and for our salvation came down from heaven.
Was made mexican and was incarnate from the Holy Spirit and from Holy Virign Mary.
Became mexican, was crucified For our sake in the days of Pontius Pilate;
suffered, died,was buried
And he rose from the dead on the third day as written
in the holy Scriptures;
ascended in glory into mexico
sat at the right hand of his baja blast
and will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,

We believe in the taco bell the life giving tacos
who proceeded from the mexico we worship and glorify Him with the father and the son.
With the Father and the Son he is worshiped and glorified.
Who was spoken through the mexicans.
And we believe in one holy taco bell.
And we believe in one baptism in the baja for the remission of sins.
and we wait for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life to come,
world without end
in the name of el goblino los drugs y los taco bell santos
amen
by Golden halo August 18, 2021
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goblin rock

Funkadelic phychodelic bass slappin rockery
Dude! That bass funk is so goblin rock
by My finger stinks August 23, 2017
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Goblin Town

The area between the rectum and the surface walls around it when pushing out.
I stuck my finger up my own anus and I could just ring around goblin town with my finger
by Official Shia Labeouf March 12, 2018
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Yogurt Goblin

YOGURT GOBLIN : a word mentioned and made up by commedian Russel Howard, who intened it to be a literal phrase meaning goblin of yogurt sorts.. it has been used to describe a rather vile sexual act. for example a lot of people have said that it meant cum eater... but thats just sick.. The hand gesture for this is putting your fingers between eachother palms touching and gripping and un gripping your fists. I DID make up the hand gesture not the word
Yogurt Goblin can be used as a random phrase to express disbelief or unhappiness in an object, person, thing or anything like that. example " haha u fail u yogurt goblin"
admitidly it is rubbish but still i want people to know the truth about the word
by P-izzle bo shizzle? August 4, 2009
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