Rectal Ghosts

Spirits who have homosexual tendencies. It is often theorosized that they are the cause of all homosexuality within this world. They communicate by penetrating their victim's anus with their spirit penis and ejaculating ectoblasm into the inners of their anus. It is considered an honor in some native american societies.

Chris: Oh dude, I felt something in my butt!!??
Liam: wasn't me bro!
Luke: are you fuckin' kidding me?
Chris: No, it's icy hot!
Liam: oh golly gee!
Luke: ...yeah, that must be the rectal ghosts

by DiesIrae92 December 24, 2011

Flag

Get the Rectal Ghosts mug.

Grabbin' the ghost

Asking your partner to switch hands during a handjob, then hiding one's penis behind/under himself, only to leave their partner confused when they reach to find nothing is there.

Guy 1: You get any play from Rachel last night?
Guy 2: I told her that her right hand was cold, and when she switched up, I had her grabbin' the ghost.
Guy 1: Haha, fuck it, handjobs are boring anyways.

by Jazz Cigarettes September 10, 2022

Flag

Get the Grabbin' the ghost mug.

Stinky Ghost

A very smelly poltergeist who just wants to be your friend. He is very depressed because no one wants to be his friend. Even though he is stinky, he is really friendly if you get to know him. You can summon him by singing the stinky ghost anthem.

Stinky Ghost, you so SMELLY

by CactusBoi October 25, 2019

Flag

Get the Stinky Ghost mug.

ghost puke

when you're out drinking with your friend and later you realize there is puke on your shoulder, back or even on them. said ghost-puker has done it without sound or movement-and the only proof is the vomit on you or the floor.

ghost puke is typically discovered about five minutes after it has happened

"oh wow, justine ghost puked all over the cab!! i didn't even realize it until i saw it on her shoulder and the back of the seat!"

by SouthWaterGal October 12, 2011

Flag

Get the ghost puke mug.