Garfield Sandwitch Face

A sandwitch made of Garfields Jizz.

Go eat a garfield sandwitch face

by Jonnnay September 25, 2003

Garf's Law

Garf's Law is a law used by people who extensively say phrases like "not funny didn't laugh" on people's memes, or people who just micromanage humor. This word is related to words like band kid and Normie for the reasoning that people who follow Garf's Law are quite unfunny. This definition came from the ifunny user "allhaillordgarfield" and how he would consistently comment "not funny" on people's profiles, even though a lot of users found him quite "unhumorous". The word was invented by the ifunny user "AnnoyingOrangeFanPage".

"Some dude just commented not funny on my meme."
"What does he post?"
"Cropped hentai and Twitter screenshots."
"Ah, Garf's Law at work."

by Miltank_ July 11, 2020

garfield

Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.

"Im like a dynamite stick about to blow,raps so cold aint no other like kilo/"

by kilo G September 30, 2003

Garfield

When a ginger shaves his pubes and doesnt brush them off and gets a blowjob from a girl therefore leaving hair in her mouth which she then chokes on and coughs up a "hair ball"

"Dude, I heard you hooked up with a fatty last night?"

"Haha yeah, I gave her the Garfield!"

by The Anonymous Garfield Bandit November 5, 2009

Garff

used to describe a mentally slow or retarded person

"What are you, a Garff?!!!!!"

by Pete October 21, 2003

garfep

Male Homosexuality

"Oh I feel so "garfep" today, stick that oscar meyer weiner in my pooper."

by Adept June 9, 2004

ricardo garcia

A runescape player that has small dick and loves to film himself masterbating while playing games.

That guys is such a Ricardo Garcia he's always on the computer.

by Toomuch4u May 12, 2016