Laundry Fairy

The mythical, benevolent being who invisibly swoops in and magically changes the stinking mountain of dirty laundry into freshly washed, dried, and folded garments, artfully stacked and organized, and, possibly, even delivered to the bedrooms of the actual owners/wearers of the clothing. This is done for the sheer delight and personal gratification of the Laundry Fairy, who has absofuckinglutely nothing better to do in life, so no thanks or reciprocity is necessary. Really. However, Laundry Fairies have been known to file for divorce, kick children out of the house, and shove random baskets of laundry up the rectal orifices of housemates. Extreme Caution, and doing your own damn wash, is strongly advised if the Laundry Fairy begins mumbling about power chainsaws.

Q: Why are all John's clothes suddenly that weird pink color?

A: He didn't know how to sort his wash, dude, and apparently the Laundry Fairy finally went postal - he's lucky to not be in a body bag.

by Cinnamon67 October 5, 2011

Ass Fairy

A mythical creature who flat narrow butted girls wish to for more attractive butts.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.

Kim Kardashian has been visited by the Ass Fairy way too many times!

by jsd9632 February 19, 2012

Happy (Fairy Tail)

A blue cat who is the companion of Natsu Dragneel. He can summon wings from his back and fly around. Similar to Natsu, he is obsessed with food, specifically seafood. He is strong enough to carry Natsu as well, despite being much smaller than him.

"I cleared my mind of everything except for fish!" -Happy (Fairy Tail)

by CrystalJustice July 31, 2016

Fairy lights

The thing every white girl that claims they are aesthetic has

I just got new fairy lights!
Oh my god ur so aesthetic!!!

by iTsNoTaPhAsEmOmmm November 27, 2019

grass fairy

a lame ass name given to soccer players

1:dude look at that grass fairy kickin that ball around over there
2:grass fairy? what are you, gay? soccer players kick ass
1: yeah I guess your right

by t-R3v October 29, 2006

Fairy

A person who, when walks in the sunlight, glistens brightly. They have the ability to walk or run fast, climb trees by bear crawling, and usually suck dick.

Sometimes confused as vampires.

Edward: "I'm a vampire, Bella."
Bella: "You suck cock, not blood. You're a fairy."

by SpIrItx13 September 29, 2010

anal fairy

Used to describe those who enjoy prancing about, extreme campness and anal pleasures.

That guy's an anal fairy!!

by Grant Barton FTD1983 January 9, 2008