Schrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.

Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

fap file

A folder on your computer that contains downloaded porn, naked pictures, and or homemade sex tapes. Usually used to masturbate to when no one is around.

"Bro can I use your computer?"
"Sure"
"Dude!! Your fap file is huge!!"

by RS3 December 30, 2016

Ghost Fapping

To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.

Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.

Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...

by Roblox player 277 6 June 16, 2020

Fap battle

A competition time see how can go the longest with sex of any kind

Jon challenge d Jason to fap battle that was in 2016 some say if thus continues it will destroy the world

by French intesifies August 22, 2018

Difficult Fap

A rank given to porn (Hentai, Doujin, etc) that is hard to get off to due to the content it contains

"What is my opinion on Euphoria? A difficult fap!" - Projekt Melody

"That new Fate Doujin was pretty good, but the insect stuff made it a difficult fap"

by Nekosuki72 November 9, 2021

Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!

by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015

pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.

Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023