flampaliss

Means to rape and kill for fun

"Ima gonna flampaliss yo momma"

by fred heinimann May 14, 2006

flameskis

pretaining to something really good

damn that shit was flameskis

by Jwizzle February 1, 2008

flamesauce

Sort of an internet cockney synonym for lamesauce. E.g., something that is very lame. Nothing to do with flames. It just rhymes, yo.

A: My computer crashed and I lost all of my music collection.
B: Flamesauce.
A: What?
B: I mean lamesauce.

by lamgood February 26, 2009

Flaps

An either temporarely or permanent state in your life in which everything results in failure. Such failure where the people around are you are ashamed but mocking you. This can be used as a name aswell

X - Omg, I had such a Flaps last night..
Y - Dude, last night? You have Flaps since the day I met you!

or

X - Cmon man, how hard is it? You look like you're a Flaps!
Y - Like you're never messing up, its just a short Flaps...
X - What ever Flaps, you're having Flaps so often that im emberassed...
Z - Hahaha look at him being a Flaps!

by Quadrophenia June 25, 2009

Flambsy

You can do this while having sex it envolves the guy placing his penis into the 'Peeing' part of the virgina for three seconds then taking it out and placing it into the mouth of the women while doing so the guy rubs the bum hole this helps the girl to have a faster orgasim. This leads to a more funky and fresh intermate moment.

Dude me and my girl flambsied last night it was amazing.
or
We should totaly flambsy tonight

by theonlyAWESOMEdude July 1, 2009

Flapsize

A play on the word "cap-size", to flapsize a woman, is to prevent her from advancing with a man. It is the female equivalent to "cock-block"

Why don't you go over there and flapsize your sister by threatening that guy she has a crush on!

by VisexXEvans April 20, 2010

flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012