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emergency food

Emergency food is a substitute meal when you don't have the time, energy or actual materials from which to make a real meal. It will usually consist of canned goods but can be anything that will last and is easy to take from shelf to plate. Will sometimes be reduced to unusually large snacks such as Pringles.
"Can I have some?"
"No, that's my dinner."
"Pringles is not dinner."
"It's emergency food."

"I don't feel like cooking today. I'm going to bring out some emergency food."

"The fridge is empty! Tell me you have some emergency food!"
by Sabre Runner March 3, 2010
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elmer

a way to insult someone who has either a round head or is bald. also this person may talk in an odd dialect which involves using the letter "W" where the letter "R" is supposed to be. Ex: "You Wascomy Wabbit!" Also see Fudd.
by joey paz January 16, 2008
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What the Bukkake industry uses for spunk.
Oh man! Last night I got milked so when I was in that Bukkake video I had to fling elmers on her face for the money shot.
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Emeral

When a bitch is beatin a guy off and right before he blows it, he pushes her away, cums in his hand and throws it in her face. BAM!
" i gave some random bitch the emeral last night at a party"
by dave buchanan October 17, 2006
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elmeri

Elmeri is funny
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Emerald

1)An awesome little town where it is quite acceptable to crack open a warm VB the morning after a hard night drinking and wear flannies and footy shorts.

2)The green place with lots of trees and the steam train.

3) A town containing 3 pizza shops including Hilbilly Pizza. 3 fish and chip shops including the fish and chippery and alot of drug dealers.
Billy- Dude nice flanno!! where'd you get it??

Bobby- IGA in Emerald for 6 bucks!!

Billy- oh man it even smells like weed and VB!
by catwoman18 October 18, 2008
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elmer's

Thinking about Georgia made me rope my elmer's all over the bathtub!
by pentozali September 23, 2009
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