software engineering

A self grandiose term to describe an industry which actually has no engineering foundations. Often filled with examples of Dunning Kruger, Conway's Law, Narcissism and Elitism.

Software engineers rule the world through software engineering.

by mactel March 12, 2017

engineer

An accredited psychopath. Psychopathic tendencies are not usely inherent, but emerge after the proto-engineer (see: student) has been run through courses like statics, thermodynamics, and circuits.

The difference between a psychopath and an engineer is that one has a degree.

by Jacob (aerospace engineering student) May 3, 2004

egging

The act of throwing eggs. Targets can be either random or predetermined, and can include houses, cars, people or general city property.
Inflicts damage on houses, and is annoyingly hard to clean off cars and clothes, at times impossible.
An enjoyable experience.

"Hey I've got my mum's car today, want to go egging?"
"Eh. May as well."

by me January 24, 2005

edging pee

Like edging your cum but with pee pee!!

Temm edges his pee!! He's into edging pee!!!

by doge_eating_watermelon September 15, 2018

Engin

Adjective

When your brain activity hits anything between one and zero due to much illegal substince consum.

I was to „engin“ to go to school tomorow
I think i am going „engin“ right now

by Shoreassel April 24, 2020

search engine

A time saving replacement to remembering things.

I don't know what the capital of Paraguay is. Just go Google it.

by Fireduck May 3, 2005

edgimication

how idiots say education

an idiot: im going to college to get an edgimication.
his only friend: RETARD!!! its pronounced ED-U-KAY-SHUN!!!

With his edgimication, he was able to earn a degree in stupidity.

by dub nud July 7, 2006