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Punting from the Cambridge end

Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.
My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!
by Da_Cello October 16, 2010
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Wrong end of the stick

An English idiom meaning to get something wrong by one's approach by making stupid assumptions. To think that something you've been offered is the opposite of what it is. To confuse left and right. To turn an ability into a disability, a solution into a problem.

The wrong end, as opposed to the right end of the stick.

It goes back to the medieval, when people use staffs, or a general purpose stick. One end would be held by its owner.

The right end of the stick is the driving seat, the nice, clean, comfy end.

The wrong end is the dirty, ugly pig-swill stirring, beating-dealing, non-walking-enhancing end.

Picking up another's stick by the wrong end is the sign of an idiot, it often signifies a favour turned into a curse by the recipient by of their foolish eagerness to play the game.
"Nice Rottweiler" said Rufus. I told Rufus the guard dog was having a bad day today, had been growling a lot. What did he do? He went skipping right up to it, tried to cheer it up "oooh poor doggie" and it bit him in the face. Totally got the wrong end of the stick.
by Horton Cum-Studley February 6, 2012
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[way] the end of the way (Sof HaDerech)

This phrase comes from Hebrew, and its meaning is something extraordinarily good. If we need to go through a way in order to get somewhere, the end of this way would be the place we want to get to or a condition we desire to be in -- and this place or condition is of course valuable for us.

Hence, "the end of the way" is something REALLY good.
"I am telling you, this movie is the end of the way".

"what a cake, the end of the way".
by Reut Y. July 18, 2006
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open other end

Open other end. Don't wrecked the Weetabix box.
by PaulWales68 July 12, 2006
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the end of the world

awesome cartoon on ebaumsworld under animation

About how the world will soon end b/c of the USA andnukes
"Man, the end of the world is so fuckin hilarious, i fuckin pissed my pants and almost shit in them, BIOTCH!"
by this guy June 9, 2004
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text end

1. when youve been talking to someone for a while and you run out of things to say, so your conversation ends awkwardly.
2. when someone says something so un-answerable that the conversation cant go on any longer.

both should should be avoided if possible.
1. *after 5 hours*

person 1: thats gay

person 2: i know

person 1: yeah

(text end)
2. person 1: guess what?

person 2: what?

person 1: i had dirty sex with a prostitute last night, and now i have aids.
by .adgjmptw May 27, 2009
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Heath End

a useless school home to drunks, drug users and people whos existece is using up vital oxygen
hey you hear about that heath ender?
yeah he's such a waste of oxygen
by weydoner January 13, 2009
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