Dog
Dog by Stinkpoopfart April 3, 2022
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A dog is a loving companion that will never leave your side. A dog is there for you no matter what. If you’re sad, a dog is there to cheer you up. If you’re happy, a dog is there to share the moment. If you’re angry at the world, a dog will be there to turn your frown upside down. A dog is a furry friend that loves you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Them: I wish I could be happier..
Me: Get a Dog, they’re wonderful at cheering everyone up!
Them: It worked! Thank you for this amazing creature!
Me: Get a Dog, they’re wonderful at cheering everyone up!
Them: It worked! Thank you for this amazing creature!
Dog by Callofdutyman09 April 12, 2022
Dog
A giant rodent that some people eat like dumbasses or some well love and sacrifice there lives to let the dog know that they are a good owner
Types of dogs
Hairy chunky dog
This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair
The fat dog
This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery
The skinny bitch
This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him
The little liver
That thing is dead
Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now
Little turd
This thing is smaller than your penis
Big turd
He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd
Fancy ho
This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries
Straw bitch
You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car
Cat
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Other names
Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead
Types of dogs
Hairy chunky dog
This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair
The fat dog
This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery
The skinny bitch
This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him
The little liver
That thing is dead
Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now
Little turd
This thing is smaller than your penis
Big turd
He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd
Fancy ho
This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries
Straw bitch
You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car
Cat
?
Other names
Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead
Dog by I have cool last name B) April 21, 2022