doctor

a inept person who injects you full of crack when your not looking. when they "take blood" they are actually injecting you with crack or giving you a disease that they will charge you to cure later on! if you complain theyll lock you in a room and stick icepicks in your balls!

crackheads start in the E.R wing

by da hood' February 8, 2005

doctor

verb: To add a cultural flavor to a food that has been prepared at the store. This process is usually done when a person does not have time to authentically prepare a dish.

"Go get me some of that potato salad at the store and I'll doctor it up. I don't have time to be peelin' no potatoes!"

by patanddave March 8, 2008

Doctor of Rockology

One with the responsibilty of spreading the word of "rocking" and "Rocking out" to the people. The only known Rockology doctor is Doctor Derek Brown

Doctor Derek Brown is the best and first doctor of Rockology

by Derek November 21, 2003

the doctor

Masturbating vigorously while standing on one leg on the edge of a bathtub with an 80 pound bag of rock salt on your shoulder.

Grant almost pulled off the doctor last night but he fell as he climaxed and tore his ACL.

by dick9000 September 26, 2013

Doctor

it is the word that describes having a shit and piss at the same time. Doctor (Shitpiss) is the full name.

"i really need to see the Doctor"
"you dont want to keep the Doctor waiting"
"im just going for a Doctor"

by Lord Twattington January 13, 2008

Doctor Wang

Your friendly neighbor urologist

My balls hurt so I made an appointment with Doctor Wang M.D.

by myballskindaHURT March 30, 2010

Doctor's Brat

The son or daughter of a writer. Characteristic behaviours include large vocabulary and claiming to know everything about the medical field.

Must be a doctor's brat.

by XAleXandra grossX July 6, 2011