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the doctor
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Masturbating vigorously while standing on one leg on the
edge
of a bathtub with an 80
pound
bag
of rock salt on your shoulder.
Grant
almost pulled off the
doctor
last
night
but he fell as he climaxed and tore his ACL.
the doctor
by
dick9000
September 26, 2013
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