I coined "Trumplethinskin" but someone beat me to it at Urban Dictionary; therefore I'm defining Dildo Braggins and give full credit to the genius who came up with it!
by jbcoops July 2, 2022
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Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.
*silence*
Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!
Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.
*silence*
Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!
by Fen*Pen September 26, 2010
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by Snulls1908 February 27, 2019
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I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"
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