Digital Humans 

"Digital humans are interactive, AI-driven representations that have some of the characteristics, personality, knowledge, and mindset of a human." - Gartner

Well, the digital humans at Home Depot were clustered in the plumbing aisle causing a huge traffic jam for the actual humans, me, trying to get my toilet repair kit.

Digital Humans by jmacofearth November 13, 2023

Digital Self Harm 

The act of listening to Matt Walsh's pod cast.

Person 1: I was listening to Matt Walsh talk about how much he wants to fuck children the other day.
Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.

Digital Self Harm by Sninck November 16, 2023

digital justice 

The act of enforcing a 'suitable punishment' on a person or group of people through digital means (social media etc.) for, what the enforcer(s) believe to be, a dishonourable act.

In some cases, the 'punishment' can have negative effects on the person outside of the digital space.

"Did you hear about what happened to that one actress recently?"

"You mean the one that got outed for harassing her colleagues?"

"Yep. That's the one. Some people managed to find video evidence, leaked them, and even sent them directly to brands she's partnered with. A few of them are publicly cutting off their deals with her because of the backlash."

"About damn time digital justice was served."

digital justice by anon081924 November 22, 2023

digital justice 

The act of enforcing a 'suitable punishment' on a person or group of people through digital means (social media etc.) for, what the enforcer(s) believe to be, a dishonourable act.

In some cases, the 'punishment' can have negative effects on the person outside of the digital space.

"Did you hear about what happened to that one actress recently?"

"You mean the one that got outed for harassing her colleagues?"

"Yep. That's the one. Some people managed to find video evidence, leaked them, and even sent them directly to brands she's partnered with. A few of them are publicly cutting off their deals with her because of the backlash."

"About damn time digital justice was served."

digital justice by anon081924 November 22, 2023

digital cigarettes 

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.

Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.

digital cigarettes by DigitalCigarettes December 4, 2023

digital flash 

the action of sending unsolicited images of one's genitals to an unsuspecting victim

"Roger's been digital flashing all week, he's surprised that all the girls think he's a creep!"

digital flash by ReggieKalamir December 12, 2023

Digital Third Wheel 

Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you. Typical occurrence for 'besties' which one of them recently got engaged in a relationship.

A: Saw you riding train next to the popular chick, how'd it go?
B: Boring. I got Digitally third wheeled the whole ride.

(A: Digi-wha..?
B: a 'Digital Third Wheel' is- Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you.
A: Dang that sucks..)

Digital Third Wheel by Suzu-nee January 17, 2024