Pajeet Fatigue

A largely Canadian phenomenon brought on by constantly interacting with the incompetence and laziness of jeets in the fast food and customer service industries.
I walked into that harveys to see 5 jeets and let me tell you the pajeet fatigue is real.

I applied to 27 jobs this week and I wont get a single one due to all the jeets. The pajeet fatigue is real.
by DigitalCigarettes November 15, 2024
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fecture

Female lecture

delighting in condescending explanations delivered with moral superiority, confidence of rightness because of superior insight and exclusive experiential knowledge, and oracular certainty that of course she is right, because she is a woman.
Even though she knew her baby would survive a few hours left alone with Daddy, she felt the need to fecture her husband about the precise schedule he must follow, as well as about the proper application of diaper rash ointment.
by DigitalCigarettes March 04, 2024
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digital cigarettes

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.
Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.
by DigitalCigarettes December 04, 2023
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Diversity Bollard

A recent innovation of installing bollards outside festivals, events, concerts etc with a high volume of foot traffic to protect the common citizen from diversity driven cars, vans and trucks.
Klaus: I want to go to the Christmas market this year
Gunter: I don't think it is safe.
Klaus: Oh don't worry, they are installing diversity bollards this year.
by DigitalCigarettes December 22, 2024
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