Deal

Problem, obsession, or thing

Dude, what's your deal?

by Julesalisious October 17, 2013

dick dealer

Slang for queer, homosexual or gay

That dude's a total dick dealer, can't you tell by the way it acts!?!

by Skinhead Johnny December 9, 2008

deal

1. To sell drugs of course!
2. A bargain.

"I've been dealing for 99 year's but I don't have anything right now, you got any deals on you?"
"Ring our new dealer, he sells nice deal's."

by Diego July 26, 2003

deal

The step after choppin but before dating. They mean a little more to you than jus a fuck buddy, but not quite boyfriend/girlfriend yet.

"Yeah me and Sandra are dealing"

by Manuela January 29, 2005

2 Deal

a 2 Deal is getting something twice for one. or at half the cost of something.

I got a pair of oakleys half off. thats a 2 deal.

Can i get like a 2 Deal man.

by Chad H4x September 30, 2008

package deal

A term used to describe a female whose attractiveness is based solely on the sum of her parts. A quantity over quality situation.

See: butterface, Fergie.

HORNY SOB: I'd hit that!
VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.
HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!
VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.
HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.
VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.
HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!

by Joe with the face March 26, 2007

deal

Anything that is totally unexpected, but totally awseome and welcome. Usually sexually oriented.

I went to my hot teacher for some innocent extra help, but she wanted to bang instead, now thats a deal.

by plummer December 6, 2004