cloonery

the effortless ability to remain cool and hip despite being middle aged and male.

The men in my office think they exude a high degree of cloonery but they are sadly mistaken.

by Martova April 16, 2012

clooney-out

To clooney-out means to age progressively well as a man. As women get older, their looks tend to fade. Men on the other hand season with age and become more attractive, like George Clooney.

"Bro, I haven't seen you in years. I'm dig'n the silver hair, the nice threads and the hot young girlfriend!"

"Ya gotta clooney-out bro... clooney-out."

by clooneyclone November 27, 2013

Coon Job

A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.

Liv gave me a wicked coon job in the shower yesterday.

by LivThrowsBabies January 25, 2016

Cooñata

Combination of two words; coon and puñata. Meant as a guy being a little bitch.

Man, Jamie was being a cooñata yesterday. He didn't want to help out when we needed it.

by xkingbadazzx December 21, 2016

Clooney Style

Adjective describing when you crush roughly a handful of chips or crackers and spread them across your food.

I'll take 3 chili dogs Clooney style

by ClooneyStyle January 1, 2017

Coon Clubber

Coon-an insulting word for a black person

Coon clubber - a racist who beats African Americans

That boy Tommy is a coon clubber

by DaRussianBadger June 25, 2017

coon lord

The almighty lord of the coons

All hail the mighty coon lord

by Manwingo November 27, 2017