Dane Cook

Talented, intelligent, creative, funny, and a hard working human being. Now known as one of the "greats" of comedy, he continues to push himself to be successful in other alley ways of life. From comedy, to acting, to singing, to guitar playing, to broadway his talents are endless. He's living his dream and haters can't stand it.

Human #1: "What made you write this story?"

Human #2: "I have an infinite fuse of inspiration and imagination when Dane Cook is apart of the creation."

Human #2: "Wow, that's deep."

Human #1: "I know, I can't help it."

by Unicornically Speaking February 22, 2011

chook

a portmanteau of chain and hook, used to describe something that is especially sick

"yo cal, that party was off the chook!"

by tabernac1951 August 24, 2009

chookibaki

the greatest animal ever.
closely related to the tipir and the okapi.

cool guy: hey man, is that a CHOOKIBAKI?
nerd: no man, it is a liger.
cool guy: wanna fight?

by CASSIE [chookibaki] December 27, 2008

cookein

1. To be so chill that you are hot (not in the literal sense). It is pronounced (cook-in)

2. The act of luring high schoolers with your charm.

1. Dude that teacher is cookein!

2. That guy is cookein bout 4 girls right now... damn!

by CS2 April 7, 2008

Cookems

A mans property/ possession ; the bait, the good good, your main girl (but not necessarily only)

Yo im getting the cookems

Man the cookems been tripping these days

by bigbossdawg December 8, 2010

Cook Sourcing

when someone steals your shit then tells you that you should thank them for the privilege

The text in the Definition was lifted from someone else who posted it on the Cook Source Facebook page. So a Meta-Cook Sourcing, of sorts. Oh yeah- you're welcome.

by Skippy Sleestak November 5, 2010

Chookie Mookie

Chookie Mookie - is an adj./ noun and it describes how adorable something is or someone. Its not just adorable, its like 100x adorable plus every cute word in the dictionary, put into one word, which is Chookie Mookie. Also, you can use Chookie as a shorter word, if you are speaking too fast and cant add the Mookie, it works both ways! You can also shorten the word even more and just use Chook! Like if your calling your Boyfriend/Girlfirend, instead of saying Hey baby? you could say Hey Chook,, or Chookie.

wow! you are the cutest Chookie Mookie ever!

or

aw you just bought me flowers!? i love you! youre the best Chookie Mookie ever!

or

youre being such a Chookie Mookie girl right now!

or

Hey Chook, could you pass the salt?

or

Hey Chookie, can you pass me the pepper?

by Princess Beautiful Barbie August 4, 2011