sea crouse

the underwater species of crousies, known for spitting out styrofoam when suprised and sarcasm.

Today I saw a sea crouse flailing its digits in the air.

by Vmakesmesmile October 9, 2006

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018

California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.

I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead

by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019

snooze choose

Deciding to sleep after an alarm sounds.

I snooze choose if I can get away with it.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Road Crosser

An adventurous, risk-taker who marches to the beat of his own drum

Look at Ben! I want to be as cool as his Mom is, he's such a Road Crosser

by MadMaxGB May 16, 2020

toes crossed

when the sex is so good, it makes your toes cross

man, that girl made me cum so hard she made my toes crossed!

by GaryTHATGary September 23, 2020