cocktail weenie

A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.

"Their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed."

"You are such a cocktail weenie."

by MichaelB67 October 4, 2009

Cookthechef

Another term for spanking the monkey or masturbating in a violent fashion. A common occurence of this is when the person is asleep, and cooks the chef without even thinking.

He's bleeding out of his crotch. We told him that cookthechef is bad for his health.

by Adamquestionmark August 18, 2008

Cocktapus

a Cocktobulon with eight testicles

"Ohhhhh my cocktapus hurts"

by Bobby Joe October 1, 2003

cocktard

derogatory term. taken from the original term "fucktard" has many applications. generally used to call someone a combination of being a retard and acting like a cock. can also be used to infer someone is gay, or 'loves teh cock'

eg1.
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"

eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"

by jimzor July 25, 2008

cocktail

when a man puts his erect penis between his legs "buffalo bill" style so that the penis is poking out the other side like a tail. One can shake it around like a tail or have their partner bend over and proceed to have sex butt to butt.

That chick is so kinky she let me give her the ol' cocktail.

by andyjdavis April 1, 2007

Cockthruster

When you are masturbating and you are about to cum, you jerk your dick a lot harder to make the sensation better

Last night I had a hard Cockthruster

by William Richards March 22, 2017

eagle cocktail

A 7.62 ammunition box filled with oil and petrol. It has a fuse attached to a nonelectric blasting cap to set off a white phosphorus grenade.
It is usually fitted with a grapnel to help latch on to vehicles. Once ignited, the white phosphorus from the grenade will react with the oil and petrol mixture to make the ammo fragment, sending out lethal shrapnel.

"Everyone take cover!"
"That eagle cocktails gonna blow!"

by daffyd September 13, 2005