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Cookthechef 

Another term for spanking the monkey or masturbating in a violent fashion. A common occurence of this is when the person is asleep, and cooks the chef without even thinking.

He's bleeding out of his crotch. We told him that cookthechef is bad for his health.

Cookthechef by Adamquestionmark August 18, 2008