Stupendous confectionary

A simply ravishing lady with a delectable arse

Oh my did you see that lady Tony bought back from Gambia

Why yes, stupendous confectionary if you ask me darling

by Cazmataz September 27, 2019

Black Confederate

Black confederates were confederate soldiers who fought under the CSA and were treated better unlike the yankee’s who treated black union soldiers less than the white man

Guy 1 - Did you hear there were black confederates?

Guy 2 - No way!

by slackpoop February 22, 2021

confectious

confectionery + infectious = confectious. A new word invented to describe choking on laughter following a humourous conversation

Person 1: "omg, steve is dying here!"
Person 2: "Muhahaha, he's confectious!!1"

by MunroeForbes July 21, 2008

Post Jonas Concert Disorder

The horrible feeling you have after a Jonas Brother concert because it had been long anticipated but it now over.

(two weeks after Jonas Brothers concert)
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.

Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.

by WhatTheFrankie?! October 20, 2008

bible conference

originally derived from the Greek bottomus numbius, a bible conference is a series of church meetings held every evening, with the entire conference typically lasting an entire week. technically, in order to be considered a true bible conference, the Greek word agape must be defined at least twice by every speaker in the conference. the only case in which this requirement is waived is if one of the speakers has cerebral palsy.

in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.

milo: dude, you wanna come to a bible conference?
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!

by Teddy Milo December 24, 2008

cofferati

sergio. biggest asshole in the whole world. he must die, he's a piece of shit. Cofferati is the new comunist major of Italy's city. He's trying to become the new prime minister and he likes to suck big fat cocks.

cofferati is a dickface.
Dude, i'd rather have Hitler instead of sergio - balls licker- cofferati, as a major

by davidpenis slapper November 24, 2004

Shower concert

Taking a shower baked/high from smoking weed, while listening to your favorite jams.

Dude just had an amazing shower concert jamming to tame impala.

by Leebull March 12, 2020