by King Pigblox December 3, 2021
Get the Used Condommug. by 1Step Above Trailer Trash February 22, 2017
Get the Condom Breakmug. by chi-naaaaaaa December 3, 2019
Get the Gay condomsmug. The plastic wrapping for rolls of quarters, when found discarded in community laundry facilities they look like old condoms.
That laundry room was so filthy--the floor was covered in odd socks, old dryer sheets and quarter condoms.
by coyotemutt October 28, 2011
Get the quarter condommug. 1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.
2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.
2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.
Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.
Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.
Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.
Mexican 2. god condom?!
Mexican1. god condom.
Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.
Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.
Mexican 2. god condom?!
Mexican1. god condom.
by The RealTruth. October 22, 2019
Get the god Condommug. A condom that vibrates.
An ad:
Now introducing the new and improved... SUPER CONDOM!!~~
They come with their own rechargable nuclear powered batteries, all you have to do is stick em up something with electricity!
There are more styles than ever, big, small and for those norwegian folk, SUPREMECY.
Now, ladies, beware of this condom as it will shake your pussy to death.
The new and improved SUPER CONDOM has amazing powers of vibration and will cause you to cum in much less time, and for all those pornstars, I hope you have fun..
Steelck Intense Orgasmic Vibrating Condom,
Release all your pleasures.
An ad:
Now introducing the new and improved... SUPER CONDOM!!~~
They come with their own rechargable nuclear powered batteries, all you have to do is stick em up something with electricity!
There are more styles than ever, big, small and for those norwegian folk, SUPREMECY.
Now, ladies, beware of this condom as it will shake your pussy to death.
The new and improved SUPER CONDOM has amazing powers of vibration and will cause you to cum in much less time, and for all those pornstars, I hope you have fun..
Steelck Intense Orgasmic Vibrating Condom,
Release all your pleasures.
Girl: "Hey baby, wanna try out the new vibrating condoms? They seem amazing."
Boy: "Oh.. yes.. ooh lala.."
Boy: "Oh.. yes.. ooh lala.."
by NotY1ddyt January 20, 2018
Get the vibrating condomsmug. A shitty condom is one of three things.
1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.
2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.
3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.
2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.
3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
"How was sex with Cindy last night?"
"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."
"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."
by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017
Get the shitty condommug.