compubine

A female computer technician

The all girl computer company in town has the best looking compubines, they even fixed my PC.

by Neil Owen August 30, 2008

compuversing

Having an ongoing "conversation" with someone on the computer.

Hey Curt, I have enjoyed compuversing with you and catching up on old times.

by Tina Ballance April 11, 2008

compufucked

What you are when, at the crucial moment, a piece of software or hardware invariably and inexplicably fails on you. Your blood runs cold. You break into a sweat. You rage against the machine, but it's no use. That program or piece of machinery that has worked perfectly fine up until now has chosen to malfunction at the exact moment you needed it most. You're compufucked.

"Fuck ... I finished the essay with ten minutes until the deadline. I clicked to print so I could run up to campus quick and hand it in. But then the paper all jammed and shredded and now it's all stuck deep inside the printer and it won't work any more. I failed the class."

"Dude ... tough break. You got compufucked."

by I got compufucked February 15, 2009

Computer Bulimia

When your computer's hard drive is overflowing with files and you have to go through and delete the excess files or your computer will either go slower than normal or prevent you from saving any more files.

Person 1: Why haven't you saved those photos I sent you from New Year's?
Person 2: I've got a bad case of computer bulimia.

by Lil Miss Magic July 9, 2009

Computer Fat

Accumulation of fatty tissue around the abdominal and buttocks area

chair fat sitting to long computer fat

by halfsomething September 10, 2009

computosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers. Signs include: smiling lovingly at the computer screen, stroking the computer and falling asleep in the same bed as the computer.

Honey, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while... I'm a computosexual.

by meow power November 10, 2009

Computer Crap

1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.

2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.

3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.

Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!

by untechsupportdaughter November 14, 2009