The act of degrading a female during intercourse. Most common is when your boys run in high fiving you, and you continue to high five while continually pile driving said female. Other methods include screaming bizzare phrases such as "This is Sparta!", power bombing her, or really any type of shenanigans. Bonus points if you finish, and she doesnt call the police.
1) I hooked up with Carla Jean last night. As I was giving it to her, my buddy Enrique ran into the room, High Fiving me, and screaming our unit slogan. Of course I kept going.I engaged in "Wombat Combat"
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by Leigh and Ben October 30, 2003
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The Portuguese take on the classic Comb Over hairstyle popularized by the likes of billionaire douche bag Donald Trump, and Televangelist Con Artist/Huckster Benny Hinn.
The gag usually takes place at a Bachelor party in either Fall River or New Bedford MA, but you can certainly pull it off anywhere in the contiguous 48 States if a Portuguese whore is available.
After a night of serious gangbanging, a Portuguese whore's uterus is drained on the head of an unsuspecting party-goer that has passed out. The briny semen, mixed with the discharge from the whore's uterine pustules, is used as a styling gel.
The hair is swept dramatically over the top of the head and left to air dry. The now hardened sperm helmet, will bring hours of delight to the other party-goers.
The unsuspecting victim will eventually wake up from the horrendous Clorox Bleach smell, and he will automatically reach up to feel the hardened semen helmet and begin to vomit as he realizes he's been had. This is when you yell, "You're Fired!!"
The gag usually takes place at a Bachelor party in either Fall River or New Bedford MA, but you can certainly pull it off anywhere in the contiguous 48 States if a Portuguese whore is available.
After a night of serious gangbanging, a Portuguese whore's uterus is drained on the head of an unsuspecting party-goer that has passed out. The briny semen, mixed with the discharge from the whore's uterine pustules, is used as a styling gel.
The hair is swept dramatically over the top of the head and left to air dry. The now hardened sperm helmet, will bring hours of delight to the other party-goers.
The unsuspecting victim will eventually wake up from the horrendous Clorox Bleach smell, and he will automatically reach up to feel the hardened semen helmet and begin to vomit as he realizes he's been had. This is when you yell, "You're Fired!!"
George:
Henry got wicked drunk last night and didn't even screw the stripper.
Dave:
Henry's a known lightweight, did you fuck him up?
George:
We gave him a Portuguese Comb Over, and took pictures.
Dave:
That'll teach that asshole!!!
Henry got wicked drunk last night and didn't even screw the stripper.
Dave:
Henry's a known lightweight, did you fuck him up?
George:
We gave him a Portuguese Comb Over, and took pictures.
Dave:
That'll teach that asshole!!!
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by duuudeitissofreakincooooool August 17, 2010
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In the case of boxing gloves or protective equipment, the materials and manufacturing will generally be substandard and not designed to last or to actually be used. But the product will be more expensive than the higher quality prodcuct marketed to men. The price discrepancy is possibly due to the lower volume of sales expected, but more likely due to the prevailing belief that women are stupid and will buy any random piece of junk provided it's pink.
In the case of MMA board shorts and fight clothing, Combat Barbie wear is designed to attract male attention by being low-cut, flimsy, impractical, and garish. It is often hard to train in without accidentally exposing oneself.
In the case of boxing gloves or protective equipment, the materials and manufacturing will generally be substandard and not designed to last or to actually be used. But the product will be more expensive than the higher quality prodcuct marketed to men. The price discrepancy is possibly due to the lower volume of sales expected, but more likely due to the prevailing belief that women are stupid and will buy any random piece of junk provided it's pink.
In the case of MMA board shorts and fight clothing, Combat Barbie wear is designed to attract male attention by being low-cut, flimsy, impractical, and garish. It is often hard to train in without accidentally exposing oneself.
Q: "When are you going to buy a decent pair of board shorts?"
A: "When they come out with something that fits and that isn't Combat Barbie."
Q: "Have you had a chance to roll jits with the new chick?"
A: "No, she's dressed all Combat Barbie so she doesn't really train."
Q: "How's the pink gi holding up?"
A: "Pretty well actually. I thought it was just Combat Barbie, but I've worn it for a month and it's still like new."
A: "When they come out with something that fits and that isn't Combat Barbie."
Q: "Have you had a chance to roll jits with the new chick?"
A: "No, she's dressed all Combat Barbie so she doesn't really train."
Q: "How's the pink gi holding up?"
A: "Pretty well actually. I thought it was just Combat Barbie, but I've worn it for a month and it's still like new."
by Squeaky_74 February 21, 2011
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