Cocklock

A male or female who constantly stares at the groin region of all males who are within visual range.

You enter a bar with a friend you notice a particularly ugly woman staring at your package.You turn to your friend and say "Damn I wish that skank would quit getting cocklock on me"

by Maddoe September 25, 2004

cockjockey

One who jockies cocks, a cockknocker, or shit for brains, often a funky badonkadonk monkey.

Playstation, Microsoft, and Nintendo fanboys are all cockjockies.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by bernard December 3, 2003

cock block

a cock block is one hell of an ugly mother fucker that knows he/she cant get ANY... not even from a lepricon so they hang around people about to fuck

victom of the block: dude, your room mate is a fucking COCK BLOCK!!!
depresed room mate: yea i know, lets take him out back and beat him with rocks then with our dicks

by victim of the blockage October 21, 2003

cock block

when bastards stop you from slipping the hot pork salad into the sweet honeywagon of female love

me and my broham were mackin' hoes on his bed and some drunk pecker-puffers totally cock blocked us........then we pepper sprayed their pre-fucked asses

by Troy Edmisten January 9, 2004

cock block

someone that prevents you from hooking up hanging out or anything of that nature with a woman

jim is trying to get ashleys number and kyle comes up and cock blocks him with hey you get your license yet? ashley walks away and laughs while kyle precedes to get his douche nozzle ass kicked

by franko el tanko December 8, 2006

cock block

The act of preventing one of your friends the privilege of hiding his Wilson in a womans cooch

Karl and Steven cock block john whilst he tried to hide his Wilson

by IanXD March 2, 2008