Clartess

An Anarchist that usually drinks water in kid's glasses. She loves to provoke the police because she's an ACAB. Probably bisexual. She loves to annoy people, but mostly her girlfriend. Has a lot of talent in acting and writing. Smokes a lot of blunts. She loves mojitos but only really well made ones or she'll get mad. She loves sadomasochism, but she's a bottom and she hides it. 100% Fake top energy

" Clartess, pass the joint "
" Clartess, stop trying to get rid of your handcuffs "

by Lapinouche March 20, 2019

Cleeter

A very descriptive image of THE cletus McFarland, just so happens to make one individual very happy and the beloved individual expresses the thrill by placing a penis in the bottom left corner of the Mona Lisa like image

Cleeter

by Cleeter March 23, 2019

Certainfukingly

Totally and completely.
True beyond a shadow of a doubt.
To be 100 percent fuking true and or certain.

To be absolutely sure.

She certainfukingly better get there on time.

I am certainfukingly positive that this word will be used in conversations all around the world.

by Noturnannyb October 3, 2019

Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

Certified Bhaddie

Any Female Who 'Kidd Hydro' Calls A 'Bhaddie' Is Automatically Considered 'Certified' .. Which She Is Now A Certified Bhaddie

SHE AH CERTIFIED BHADDIE FOSHOE

by Kidd Hydro October 9, 2019

Cleated

Dont ever use this it isn’t a real term but if a retard ever says it know that they meant to say kicked by a cleat

P1 Dude i got cleated
P2 Wtf
P1 I GOT CLEATED
P2 Wtf does that mean
P1 Hhhhh dumbass i was hit by a cleat
P2 Nobody says cleated

by Fates_Envy October 22, 2019

Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here!

Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL

by Dan glee balls 12342 October 24, 2019