Clartess

An Anarchist that usually drinks water in kid's glasses. She loves to provoke the police because she's an ACAB. Probably bisexual. She loves to annoy people, but mostly her girlfriend. Has a lot of talent in acting and writing. Smokes a lot of blunts. She loves mojitos but only really well made ones or she'll get mad. She loves sadomasochism, but she's a bottom and she hides it. 100% Fake top energy

" Clartess, pass the joint "
" Clartess, stop trying to get rid of your handcuffs "

Clartess by Lapinouche March 20, 2019

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claressa

Claressa is a very smart, athletic, spunky, sexy girl. After just one date with Claressa your pants will be falling along with you heart. If you ever get a Claressa never let her go because she is one in a million.

WOW, i met this amazing girl last night and we are already talking about a second date, definitely a CLARESSA.

claressa by maddie quick December 29, 2016

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Clartess • claressa • Claresse

Claresse

When your friend or sibling acts overly high key in a wanna-be entrepreneur fashion.
Meaning Cheesy or highly well said. (Claresse-similar to-Classy)

"The Sky is not the limit, it's the starting line."
"Damn Bro hella Claresse!"
"Not even man, I'm just speaking my mind."

Claresse by Andres-The-Great December 19, 2013

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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