Clartess

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An Anarchist that usually drinks water in kid's glasses. She loves to provoke the police because she's an ACAB. Probably bisexual. She loves to annoy people, but mostly her girlfriend. Has a lot of talent in acting and writing. Smokes a lot of blunts. She loves mojitos but only really well made ones or she'll get mad. She loves sadomasochism, but she's a bottom and she hides it. 100% Fake top energy

" Clartess, pass the joint "
" Clartess, stop trying to get rid of your handcuffs "

Clartess by Lapinouche March 20, 2019

Words you can keep

claressa

Claressa is a very smart, athletic, spunky, sexy girl. After just one date with Claressa your pants will be falling along with you heart. If you ever get a Claressa never let her go because she is one in a million.

WOW, i met this amazing girl last night and we are already talking about a second date, definitely a CLARESSA.

claressa by maddie quick December 29, 2016

Related Words

Clartess • claressa • Claresse

Claresse

When your friend or sibling acts overly high key in a wanna-be entrepreneur fashion.
Meaning Cheesy or highly well said. (Claresse-similar to-Classy)

"The Sky is not the limit, it's the starting line."
"Damn Bro hella Claresse!"
"Not even man, I'm just speaking my mind."

Claresse by Andres-The-Great December 19, 2013

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026