HaywoodJablowme!97's definitions

Flogged

A super bad whipe out: could be surfing, snowboarding, skating, or someone who is absolutely wasted

Surfer 1:Jabroni did you go over the falls on that huge wave?
Surfer 2: Yeah I got totally flogged

Chad: Did you see Becky last weekend?

Hawk: yeah she was totally flogged. Giving out handys one the dance floor

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

Forsharks

Yes 100% yes, something that sounds interesting to you, “for sure”

Stoner 1: Yooo you want to roast this fat doink blaze mon
Stoner 2: Yeah forsharks

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019