Chump

Easily fooled person who usually sleeps in way too much and consumes a ridiculous amount of food. Extremely lazy and /thinks/ is cool but is really 100% chump material. Goes for terrible teams like AFA instead of CBF, is very likely to steal someone's netflix account, claims to be good at things like coding and cookie decorating, and manages to break about 30 phones in less than a year.

Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Bri eat that whole bag of pretzels in the back of class?

Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.

by Sigabiz December 26, 2014

CHUMPKIN

It's what you call a fat dwarf with big tits; usually called Lee

"look at that chumpkin"

by Xew May 14, 2015

Chump Dump

When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.

Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?

Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.

by CGoodies June 28, 2015

Chumpkin

When a male masturbates while sitting on the toilet defecating.

This word combines the word chump with the word blumpkin.

"What is taking him so long in the bathroom?"

"He is probably giving himself a chumpkin again!"

by E.S.Shveltzy July 24, 2015

Chump

A foolish human being

Mckye Hanson never talks any sense and has no clue about anything, he is such a chump

by gullywar July 7, 2016

Chomps

When chomping down on someone's dick.

That bitch give good head. Yo Dawg, nah, that bitch chomps.

by anon76889 May 13, 2016

CHIMPS

"CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.

Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.

by AredUK November 22, 2016