Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.

Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."

by Breckin April 29, 2010

Red Chode Salad

A red chode salad refers to either

a) a swollen red chode which has "tossed the salad" referring to playing with the anal region

or

b) a large chode that has "tossed the salad" too deeply, eg penetrated the anal region too deeply and has ended in a bloody mess

Mellissa: "Bob and I tried to toss the salad last night, but it ended more as a red chode salad"

by ChodeMaster_RCS June 8, 2010

G-CHODE!!!

The realist sk8 cru in all of north america, not to be fucked wit, ever, straight killahs

yo last nite outside da club this nigga rode by on his skateboard n blew half the mothafuckas away wit the uzi..who? one a dem G-CHODE!!! niggas dawwg. dey ain playin

by SquirmySlinky January 27, 2013

son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.

Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!

by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009

Little yellow chode

A minion from the despicable me movie.

'What's your least favourite movie?'

'Despicable me, I hate those little yellow chodes.'

by Apricot Hoe September 4, 2016

Chode

Noun
Can be spelled "chode" or "choad". Either is acceptable and they mean the same thing.

Chode- A penis that is wider than it is long OR just a short, fat penis.

"Man, did you see that guy in that porno? His chode was so fat I didn't think the girl would have been able to fit it in her mouth!"

"DSL, my brother, DSL."

by Chode_Dweller February 16, 2009

Chode

A dick that is fucking wider than it is fucking long and looks like my stupid-ass mother-fucking teachers face. It looks like a giant dick watermelon. No offense if you have one!!!!

I looked at my teachers face and was like, "What the fuck you have a chode?!"

by Haters of Ms.PP January 5, 2010