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Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.
Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
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Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?
by thatonesuperradicalchick March 9, 2015
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Front Calves

Penelope's front calves hurt so much she can't run any more
by Barry_Allen August 27, 2016
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Dainty Calves

Describing one who skips leg day; typically describes male names starting with the letter M, such as Mathew, Mathough, Matt, Mathuu, mathoo, matpoo, mattene
"Wow bro your dainty calves are showing, you been skipping leg day?"
"nah man my parents named me matt when I was born
by Aregatou October 20, 2016
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meaty calves

A hot and sexy man that has calves for days 😭😍🤤
Meaty calves is the finest majestic creature ever
by Meaty calves lover123 January 27, 2018
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Gentleman Calves

Legs that are small enough to cross when sitting in a chair since they are not too muscular or corpulent.
Stranger: Hey Joe you got chicken legs.
Chicken Joe: Fuck you they're gentleman calves!
by B.S. Comedy January 1, 2019
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Charles.Calvinxx

A Roblox TikTok user with nearly 100 followers normally says stuff like yeet, :>, brUh and more
It’s a user name, Charles.Calvinxx is cool (not) but yk
by Hshshbshd January 31, 2021
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Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
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