callum

noun: any retarded kid in your school that says excelesior and has a sexy rat-tail.

that fagget over there is the worlds biggest callum

by mr. polycronopolus October 13, 2007

Callum

Callum or 'Bort' is made famous for its dinosaur like ferocity and panther like stamina. Its well known for its 3rd person dialogue.

♫ The Bort-Rex was strictly herbivore, living on a diet of one herb alone. #420 ♫

- Callum

by Borts biggest fan December 6, 2011

callum

A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.

My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum

by Hennahotties93 August 6, 2011

callum deal

wierd,demented,poof, and also fuked up

i love aliens from mars

by berishnikov January 21, 2004

callum

talks about his money and jetski and fucks little kids

callum is gay

by callum buttress May 2, 2018

Calling Card

When a girl asks you to write your number down after you've slept over her place following a 1 night stand. However, the only thing your note says is "I win."

So I wake up next to this land beast and she hassles me on how she wants to see me again, so I left her the calling card on my way out.

by sherlock140 April 30, 2009

Callumtoe

Callumtoe means a camel toe but for a guy

That guys got a callumtoe

by Stig of the dump head August 5, 2008