The act of cooking a meal whilst being cucked by a significant other, for it to qualify the meal must be finished before the intercourse otherwise this is just a bizarre and frankly messed up situation in which a depraved man bumbles through his life with no sense of direction or purpose. Sad.
Janino: Dave from next door is coming round later, Jeraldo wants to do that Couking stuff again.
Orlando: Oooh yum! Food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being!
Janino: Uh.. yeah. I guess.
Orlando: Oooh yum! Food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being!
Janino: Uh.. yeah. I guess.
by Epic Chef May 26, 2018
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Verb.
1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.
2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.
3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.
1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.
2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.
3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.
by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018
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by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018
Get the Cooling sack mug.Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
by Wafflebender December 14, 2018
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- You mean, you have been cooking?
- No, I have been cocking my gf...
-Dude! Not in our kitchen!
- You mean, you have been cooking?
- No, I have been cocking my gf...
-Dude! Not in our kitchen!
by Wamantha March 9, 2020
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