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Couking

The act of cooking a meal whilst being cucked by a significant other, for it to qualify the meal must be finished before the intercourse otherwise this is just a bizarre and frankly messed up situation in which a depraved man bumbles through his life with no sense of direction or purpose. Sad.
Janino: Dave from next door is coming round later, Jeraldo wants to do that Couking stuff again.

Orlando: Oooh yum! Food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being!
Janino: Uh.. yeah. I guess.
by Epic Chef May 26, 2018
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Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.
'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'
by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018
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choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.
Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.
by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018
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Cooling sack

When your balls are so cold they can be used as an ice pack
While I was having a snowball fight someone hit me in the balls with a snowball so now i have a cooling sack
by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018
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Cocking Stuffer

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.
Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
by Wafflebender December 14, 2018
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coocking

- Yesterday evening I have been coocking in the kitchen.

- You mean, you have been cooking?
- No, I have been cocking my gf...
-Dude! Not in our kitchen!
by Wamantha March 9, 2020
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Cocking

A man putting his penis inside of another man's penis hole. it could also refer to fucking spme or busting a nut
hey bro let me cock dat dick .

I couldn't go cause i was cocking.
i cocked a girl hard last night.
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