Bruce

Your friend who's an asshole who'll also kick other people's asses if they ever look at your ass without ass-king permission to.

Bruce: "I'm gonna kick your ass cause I'm an ass with an ass."

Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"

Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."

by S0ulong November 20, 2023

bruce's wife

Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.

Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member

"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"

"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"

by I-Mack May 27, 2020

Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart

Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce

by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022

Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell is the most perfect man to ever exist, his real wife is Ida Gearson (hes been married before that) but it's actually me. 🤷 ♀️
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.

He was born in 1958 22nd June.

He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.

He is the love of my life.

"Bruce Campbell is gorgeous."
"That's literally facts."

by Blacklung1601 May 12, 2023

Bruce Lee’s

An expression used when a bra less women walks out of the freezer department in a supermarket.

Hey mate, check her Bruce Lee’s out.

by Swaggers. November 24, 2020

Bruce Davidson

The baddest Motherfucker alive. Will do anything, will never lose. Yes he will beat you up.

Bruce Davidson Has to be one of the coolest people I’ve ever met

by Poopiehead12345! November 20, 2022

bruce chen

The God of Gods. He knows everything. People call him Mr Sexy. He is a renowned marijuana dealer who sleeps with five 80-year-old men a day.

Wow, you're so sexy! You're such a Bruce Chen!

by Taopao May 10, 2020