A Douche Bag Philadelphia Phillies fan. Usually weak and frail and couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag
There were a bunch of Bruces that got arrested after a Phillies game for rubbing each others nipples in public
by Chkblz October 11, 2023
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by ISIS GOD October 31, 2023
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Ryan: "Yeah its probably some damn 4 eyed Bruce!"
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by bombadeer January 18, 2012
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I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
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by Sam bruce-lover February 5, 2025
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Guy : that was so Bruce (Slang), I nearly cried.
Gal : I know right? I just wish I could see that again!
Gal : I know right? I just wish I could see that again!
by Atypical Guy May 28, 2024
Get the Bruce (Slang) mug.A : A black boy who is in love with Sheen Thianthai.
B : A bad person who shits on your face all the time.
C : Gay person.
B : A bad person who shits on your face all the time.
C : Gay person.
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