Botchulism

Partner’s attempts at diy tasks

That new wonky shelving unit is a brilliant example of botchulism

by Blahdyblahdyblah April 5, 2020

botch

is an abbreviation for boss bitch

“oh look there comes the botch!”

by peepeesir69 June 4, 2020

botch

is an abbreviation for boss bitch.

“hey look there comes the botch!”

by peepeesir69 June 4, 2020

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Bother Ocean Day

On December 4th You can bother any Ocean you know!!! and he/she has to say yes to everything you say.

Happy Bother Ocean Day

Person 1: Woahhh You looking like a furry are you one?
Ocean: No
Person 2: But you have to say yes its Bother Ocean Day!!
Ocean: yes

by igsgnseeeg November 27, 2020

Botch

A male dog instead of saying bitch to a guy you say Botch

"Bro Samuel Lindo is such a Botch"

by Mohartmerd December 2, 2020

botched

more than snatched, gorgeous, etc...

she's more than snatched! shes botched asf shawty bae 😁😁😁

by mymelody555 December 31, 2020