butt blumpkin

the act of doin' some chic in the ass while on the john

You haven't experienced life until you've received a butt blumpkin.

by Woodrow Bacon September 19, 2012

Country Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.

Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.

by Kltom71 September 6, 2013

blumpkin juice

The toilet water that one drinks after giving a blumpkin.

"Yo baby, can you drink my blumpkin juice?"

"Alright, puddin' cheeks."

by thealexzandura March 23, 2011

Reverse blumpkin

the process where a male excretes in that of a females mouth while jerking off.

omg i totaly reverse blumpkind that hoe in the alley

by beelzebabe July 29, 2011

Blumpkin catcher

It eliminates the need for a toilet when receiving a blumpkin

That shawty or there is a blumpkin catcher

by Beastmode#3 June 17, 2018

Blumpkin Blunder

Where the lady becomes pregnant after giving a Blumpkin

"Do you love me mummy?"

"No, you were just a blumpkin blunder!"

by Zikoziko January 19, 2009

Blumpkin's Law

A situation in which a party is promised a specific result in a situation by another party, and the result fails to occur. In those circumstances, the second party must act out the promised original result.

1) You said that chick would blow me, that's some total Blumpkin's Law right there!

by Ernest P. Blumpkin May 14, 2009