bloinkiss

when you lean in to kiss someone but you blink and miss

timmy waited all night to kiss bianca at the prom, but when he finally leaned in for the smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee causing him to lose his tennis scholarship leading him down a dark road paved with self loathing and addiction years later when his wife finally left him and couldnt take it anymore he lacked the ability to chase her cause his knee never healed from the bloinkiss.

by mythicalbeast22 April 20, 2018

blondesequence

A result it effect of an action or condition when dealing with a blonde female.

“Dude, the hot chick I banged last night from the bar; dumber than a box of rocks. Now I’m dealing with the blondesequences.”

by Axe grinderdragon June 4, 2018

Blondeducky94

Blondeducky94 is a streamer who streams nothing but exquisite gameplay. She enjoys getting drunk off a sip of alcohol. She enjoys listening to tiny tim and bumping to rapping for Jesus. She is not actually blonde most of the time. She is also very british.

Person : “I’m going to twitch to watch blondeducky94”

Person 2: “I heard she has exquisite gameplay”

by ItsNotDeliveryItsDigornio June 30, 2018

Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Blondemail

Different to blackmail (ie. act of getting money from people or forcing them to do something by threatening to tell a secret of theirs or to harm them). Blondemail participants tend to be perceived as more innocent, sweet, 'blonde' pretty etc, and of course butter wouldn't melt in their mouth. Those who use blondemail, are well equipped and know how to get their way- yet only ever in the sweetest innocent way of course!

She used blondemail to get her way with the fine young sailor (and note, first class officer in rank). With her alluring capabilities, Ms X (Blondemailer) found seducing her latest conqeust/victim after he lavished her with gifts, wined and dined at the finest restaurants. Ms Blondemail soon moves on to next conquest in a short period of time. It is difficult to know what to call conquests after exhibit X.

by Cuntardary October 15, 2018

Blonde Sam

Blonde Sam is a guy or girl named Sam that happens to be blonde. Lets be honest he or she is probably gay and they are big nerds.

OMG BLONDE SAM WAS LOOKING AT ME TODAY ...WOW SO GAY

by JJTHEPANDA December 20, 2018

Blonard

Er ist ein zauber für alle Frauen. Alle wollen ihn haben. Er hat eine sexy austrahlung und glänzt vor schönheit.
Er ist einfach eine sexy bombe. Blonard ist ein Albaner der sehr schön ist.

Mädchen: Wie heisst denn dieser hübsche junge da?
Anderes Mädchen: Natürlich Blonard!

by Beniboy January 7, 2019